Here's what he turned out like....
To make your own sloth that looks like it could possibly come alive at night and murder your whole family while maintaining a creepy smile during, then here's how!
You will need:
Half a metre of grey fur
10 cm of long brown fur - for sculpting his wicked do
A plastic dog nose
Black felt for his claws
Black permanent marker
Needle and thread
An exorcist on hand incase of aforementioned possessing.
Everything can be found at spotlight and will cost you under $20 AU. (That's like $100 American at the moment, Schwing!)
Anyhow, once you've sewn together all the pieces, put in the eyes and nose in the squish-face formation and stuff it.
Then you get the brown fur and cut off some chunks for his brows and his monk hair. Glue those on.
Get your permanent marker and darken the fur around his mouth and trim some of the fur away to form a little sly-dog smile.
Get your white paint and use the brush to streak it across the bridge of his nose and above his brows to give him a bit of pizzaz.
Head = done and looking awesome.
Now sew together the torso, and limbs, making sure you cut out some claws to be sewn in when doing the feet and hands, sew them to the torso and use the white paint again to give him some streaky tones and highlights to brighten up his drab colour. Because he's worth it.
Being pensive, contemplating life
Nursing a hangover
Take him on the bus, take him as your date to the school dance, take him anywhere you like... Just don't feed him after midnight, just in case.